Do you worry about terrorism? Global economic collapse? Worldwide viruses, mutating mosquitoes, climate change or nuclear war?
Relax. I’ve got you covered.
When you’re watching a movie or TV and the good guy is getting chased by bad guys, what does he do? He turns stuff over behind him. You know, to slow the bad guys down. And everyone knows the most effective item to topple behind you when being pursued by bad guys is a fruit stand.
So here’s my solution to all problems international: You set up fruit stands every two feet along America’s border. When bad stuff happens outside these borders what do you do? You turn over all those fruit stands. Because if Isis or Ebola or Godzilla goes on a rampage, I’d like to see them try and clear this colorful heap of overturned fruit. Fat chance world hunger.
I offer up this solution free of charge to any and all present and future candidates for the American Presidency.
You’re welcome.
About the Author: James Robbins is a licensed professional counselor, published author and co-owner of Dallas Whole Life Counseling. He has over 15 years of experience helping people in various life stages that come from a wide variety of cultural, economic and family backgrounds. Learn more about his background by clicking here.